Dear close friends,
Just because you have large breasts doesn’t mean you set the standard for all of womankind. It’s not like I am an AA-cup. I’m not even an A. I am a B, goddammit. A BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So stop implying that I have abnormally small breasts, or worse, completely non-existent ones.
And while you’re at it, kiss my non-existent ass, since you keep insisting I don’t have one.
–C
