dear you,

your ability to constantly disappoint knows no bounds. it’s almost as impressive as the fact that once in a while we still get our hopes up.

i was upset sunday night about you not grabbing pie with us, but i got over it since i figured i’d be seeing your in vegas in a couple of weeks. but yesterday i heard that you are not coming to vegas because you’re going to nyc for 10 days to see a girl who has probably fucked about 4 guys since you last saw her. it’s awesome that i mean less to you than some girl who will forget your name the minute some hot guy decides he’d like to fuck her.

but, why am i even surprised…

-me