lend a hand

12/01/2006

Dear Job,

Where are you? I need you, so badly. I want to cuddle you on Christmas so I can avoid my family. I want to work you overtime. I want you to give me health insurance and some Ikea furniture for once, you ungrateful elusive harlot.

Please love me.

–Bailey

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