sounds like a good book

Dear boys,
If you must be drunks, please take some time out of your packed diary of alcoholism related events to, I don’t know, maybe sleep with your girlfriend more than once every two months(And no, the thing the other night doesn’t count). Or at least notice that she’s withholding all blow job privileges. Feh.
If this is too much to ask, then could you at least have the decency to be a complete prick, rather than the sweet and loving fuckup you are, and then maybe she would have the option of leaving you, rather than continuing to love you and look after you.


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