sometimes it’s not “as easy as 1, 2, 3..”

Dear close friends,
Just because you have large breasts doesn’t mean you set the standard for all of womankind. It’s not like I am an AA-cup. I’m not even an A. I am a B, goddammit. A BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So stop implying that I have abnormally small breasts, or worse, completely non-existent ones.

And while you’re at it, kiss my non-existent ass, since you keep insisting I don’t have one.

–C

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