“i would never let a guy buy me a drink, i’m a lesbian”

ex girlfriend,

i’m shocked that i didn’t die of laughter after hearing that my lesbian ex girlfriend [the only “lesbian” i’ve been with] is now “in love with her male roommate.”

i’ve gotta say, i’m surprised. we had many conversations about sexuality and how you were the only self proclaimed lesbian i had been with.

i hope cock works out for you,

-your [still gay] ex girlfriend

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